Death by Campaign Fatigue

Former Powell, Wyoming residents Harriet and Richard Wilson with their Biden/Make-Racism-Wrong campaign sign.

Years ago during the campaign of Senator Barack Obama, I made a huge mistake; I gave money to his crusade for the White House and included my personal email when it came to contact information. And just to make sure that mistake cursed me until the present day, I did the same for his second term, and Hilary Clinton’s campaign (I think), and yes, even for Joe when he threw his hat in the ring to take down Trump.

It was probably some time during Obama’s second run that I realized the gravity of that mistake which has only become more acute since then.

As a result of my carelessness in including my email address, I get a steady supply of emails from any Democratic campaign—anywhere in the country—every day… and I do mean EVERY DAY. It seems to really pick up during an election year (like right now) when today, for example, I received five emails from the Harris/Walz campaign—not including other congressional campaign races elsewhere.

You’d think that once you send a contribution in, the emails would cease, but if anything, they just become more frequent. It’s as if I never sent in a dime. I hate it.

Another worn-out campaign email from the Harris/Walz camp.

If I knew of a way, I’d have my name smitten from every data base regarding political campaigns. Yet, when I do things like “unsubscribe” or say “STOP” in text messages (oh yeah, this whole concept of inundating voters to contribute to any given campaign has overflowed into text messages on my phone too), I have yet to see a decrease in volume of these political campaign emails. I absolutely hate it.

I don’t suspect it’s any different if a person has done the same for any Trump/Republican-related campaign either. The bloodsuckers are in both camps. It’s as if you’ve been bitten by a zombie and now you’re one of them.

The only solution I can think of at this point in time is to shut down my personal email account—and start a new one with a new handle and perhaps a different domain just to be safe. And whatever I do, I’m not going to contribute any money unless I can do it without including my email or phone number. I suspect that will be next to impossible in this day and age, short of walking into an actual campaign office and handing them cash while not relinquishing any of my personal contact information.

I wonder if I can make it to November. Even if I do, it’s not like all of this campaigning bullshit will suddenly stop. I fucking hate it.

Send Before Midnight… Tonight

Not too long ago, I made the mistake of sending money to a political campaign, and then sometime after that, a little dough here and there to other campaigns, but nothing extensive in terms of frequency or amount.

As a result of my political generosity, I now get email every day from someone who is running for a government office, or someone who is representing them—mostly Democrats, because I lean that way, but not always (see image).

At one time I thought that votes won elections, not money. Yet, given the amount of email I receive everyday asking for funding, I guess this isn’t true—at least not to the people running those campaigns.

Here’s a small sample of the many pitches I receive everyday:

You haven’t made a donation yet this year. Ahead of Friday’s deadline, can I count on you to split a $25 donation between my campaign…

So please, can you chip in a donation of $5 or more to help me…

Make no mistake, by donating to support my campaign, you played such an instrumental role in building our movement—and I couldn’t be more grateful.

There’s so much riding on this close race, and I can’t win without your help, so I’m asking: Will you donate $5 now to help me…

Whatever happened to “I can’t win without your vote.” And, what’s with these random deadlines?

Recently I started getting emails from the campaign of Val Demings who is running for the Florida Senate seat now held by Marco Rubio. I’ve never sent her campaign a dime, but I know how these things work. Once you give to one, they all find out about you. And, I get it—I’m sure she’s a much better person than Rubio, but her campaign is downright relentless in petitioning the world for money via email. At least four emails today and four yesterday (a Sunday) alone, and 23 emails for all of last week.

Back when I first heard about her in one of those earlier emails, I remember thinking to myself, “Well, that seems like a reasonable campaign that I could support.” But now, I can’t get past the blitzkrieg of emails to find my checkbook.

It’s all a bit of a turn-off.

And then I think about that self-proclaimed billionaire and former President who is standing up in front of his supporters asking them to send him money for his political wars. At least I’m not receiving that kind of bullshit.

I’m finished with sending money to political campaigns. I’ve never really believed in it anyway. From now on, it’s only my vote they will be competing for. Something tells me I won’t be getting many emails asking for only that.